Lawncare Enthusiast Gifts

"I do like the necklace you suggested for mommy ... but check out this John Deere riding mower!"

Robotic man mowing the lawn

Cylinder mower

Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

The Last Leaf

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Lawnmower

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Beginning Yarder.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Mulch madness"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Beware of God"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'George! This way quick!'

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.