Lawncare Champion Gifts

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Human rights

"Must get a longer cable."

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Robotic man mowing the lawn

Access Assessments

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

GDPR compliant

Potential Into Kinetic Energy Conversion Method #18

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Play It Safe

Workplace bullying.

'It's an EIEIO!'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

Mowing His Hairy back.

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."