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"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Yardless: Please help

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Lawnmower

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"Mulch madness"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'George! This way quick!'

"Beware of God"

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Biker Lawn Mower

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'