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Mowing His Hairy back.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Mulch madness"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'George! This way quick!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Beware of the Lawn

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

A psychic mows the lawn.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Robotic man mowing the lawn

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Death upgrades to a strimmer

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Mower Repair

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

"Who's a good boy?!!"

God builds the first lawn mower.

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