Lawncare Aficionado Prints

Mowing His Hairy back.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"Mulch madness"

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'George! This way quick!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Beware of the Lawn

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

Robotic man mowing the lawn

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

A psychic mows the lawn.

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Potential Into Kinetic Energy Conversion Method #18

God builds the first lawn mower.

Mower Repair