Lawn Perfectionists Prints

Lawn & Garden Supply. Sod. They're arguing over the last piece of sod we have in stock. I hate these turf battles.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"First time pruning?"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Mulch madness"

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'George! This way quick!'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"It's called being preemptive."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Death upgrades to a strimmer

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

God builds the first lawn mower.

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

'Take it easy, Mom, Dad promised to mow the lawn as soon as he wakes up.'

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

The end is near.

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

Mowing manual.