Lawn Perfectionists Mugs

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"First time pruning?"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Mulch madness"

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'George! This way quick!'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"It's called being preemptive."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

God builds the first lawn mower.

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

"Honey, you’ve got to see this one she just left on the neighbor’s lawn—it’s perfect, like showroom condition." "Dan loved his dog."

The end is near.

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

Mowing manual.

'Take it easy, Mom, Dad promised to mow the lawn as soon as he wakes up.'