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"I think you're 'hedging your bets' sir, as you still have a boundary dispute with your neighbour!"

The Busy Gardener

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"First time pruning?"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Beware of the Lawn

Digging.

The Scottish Lawn

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Watering the garden gnome

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Zenboni

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'