Lawn Order Artist Pillows

"I think you're 'hedging your bets' sir, as you still have a boundary dispute with your neighbour!"

The Busy Gardener

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"First time pruning?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Digging.

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Beware of the Lawn

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

The Scottish Lawn

Watering the garden gnome

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Zenboni

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"We're out of bags."

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."