Lawn Care Artist Pillows

'Brother Francis, can I speak to you please?'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Lawnmower

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"Mulch madness"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"Beware of God"

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'George! This way quick!'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."