Lawn Care Specialist Pillows

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

Ref shows footballer green card.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"This is God's punishment!"

"Don't even think about it!"

Beware of the Lawn

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Lawnmower

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"Mulch madness"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'George! This way quick!'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Beware of God"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

Biker Lawn Mower