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Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Pumpkin patch

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Are we there yet?'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Koala

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'