Lawn Engineer Gifts

"Wouldn't it have been easier to get a longer cable?"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Lawnmower

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Mulch madness"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Must get a longer cable."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'George! This way quick!'

"Beware of God"

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'