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'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Grass huggers.

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Robotic man mowing the lawn

Human males marking territory.

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"Ahoy!"

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

A misery of mole hills

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

"This is the worst parade ever."

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

The first sign of spring is landscapers driving by and laughing at my unkempt lawn.

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em...so Fred beat all the Dandelions together and made wine!

Gale Norton - US Secretary of the Interior.

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

"Don't even think about it!"

Jim's Mowing Services

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

"I've discovered why it isn't cutting the grass properly - it's a vacuum cleaner."