Lawn Care Coordinator T-Shirts

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Lawnmower

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Trade Show Sherpas

How Amazon was invented

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Mulch madness"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Supply Chain

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'