Lawn Care Coordinator Gifts

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

How Amazon was invented

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Trade Show Sherpas

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Lawnmower

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Mulch madness"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Must get a longer cable."

Supply Chain

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.