Lawn Care Warrior Gifts

Death buys a new lawnmower.

"It's a great view but mowing is a pain!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Lawnmower

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Mulch madness"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

'George! This way quick!'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Beware of God"

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."