Lawn Chaos Enthusiast Pillows

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Man's cooking explodes.

"Mulch madness"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Ten out of ten for effort...

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'George! This way quick!'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Anti-inflammation recipes

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Disaster in the kitchen.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Death upgrades to a strimmer