Lawmaking Yogi Pillows

In the name of the natural law

"Do you guys serve beer?"

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga classes door.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

Namastayyy

'At my age, yoga keeps me flexible, so I can still lick myself clean...'

"Mom?"

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

Transcendental Litigation

Weathervanes.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Yogi Mayor

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

I love Yoga

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

Santa Yoga

Meditating on Cacti

Have a very calm Christmas

Cat Yoga

Chasing a tennis ball is great, but rolling on a tennis ball really gets rid of the muscle knots.

"I want you to find your centre."

Downward spiralling dog.