Lawmaker Humorist Pillows

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

John F. Kennedy

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"Beware of Don"

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

Uncle Donnie