Law Pun Collector Pillows

Lawsuit

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Beanirrito"

Fist Bumper Cars

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Tequila Mockingbird

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'I call it a flat.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

This man is an island.

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

The Bear Fax.

Bell Hop

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

Racketeer

'I've never sued anyone but I bet I'll be good at it.'

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Toast kidnapper.

Prawn Shop

'Your Honor, my client is incontinent to stand trail...'

Custer's Last Rollo

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

'That's not funny, Fred.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'Sure hope this doesn't give me heartburn. . .'

"Why have you come over here?"

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"