Law Order Buffs Pillows

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"You're fired."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Sue the Author 3PM

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Planet of the Lawyers

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'Why is it always about me?'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

Privatized Jails

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

Newton's Law and Order.

"I think it's a subpoena!"

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

Upholding the Law

Ignorance of the Law

Judge

"Love is grand... divorce is a hundred grand."