Law-of-physics Aficionado T-Shirts

"Your digging technique is totally wrong. You should use the simple law of physics..."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

'The highest court in the land.'

'People, get a half-life!'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Newton's vacation

Newton's Law and Order.

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Cosmology marches on. . .

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

A pianist trying to read a Newtonian equation

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."