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"Your digging technique is totally wrong. You should use the simple law of physics..."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Albert Einstein

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

She loves to play with string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Bonk!"

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'The highest court in the land.'

'People, get a half-life!'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Newton's vacation

Newton's Law and Order.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Cosmology marches on. . .

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

"It's the formula for a black hole."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.