Law Firm Partner Gifts

'Okay, Simms, we have a verbal agreement, but I'd like my lawyer to check it.'

'One more 'howdy pardner' and you're back to being an associate.'

'All this talk of ABS's and old style MDP's is causing a lot of stress...The partners don't take kindly to change... He still hasn't recovered from us moving his desk nearer to the door!'

Attorneys in deep

'Meerchump and Meerchump Law office ... '

'If there's one lesson we have to learn from top magic circle firms it's that to survive we have to cut out waste...I'll see if we can block book the Hotel du Louvre again or failing that the Georges Cinq.'

The Law of the jungle (90's style).

Attorneys who sound like attorneys.

Office Door - Todays line up......

"When he left, he took all his things, including his name on the door."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."