Law Firms Gifts

'It's a shame. Harkins still had so much more left to sue.'

'He has too much money and no common sense... he's a lawyers dream.'

'I'll be in the lobby.. looking for someone to sue.'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Campaign for Plain English

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Changing Minds

Wal-Mart Ruling

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"At least he's honest about it..."

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

Paralegal eagle.

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

I am billing, therefore I am.

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'