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Family traits.

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Police Feline Unit

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

America, are we learning anything?

Billy. The Kid.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

When Engineers Crack.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Totalitarian Humour

"Careful! He knows computers."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Slow Night

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Black and White: Segregation,

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'