Law Enforcement Appreciation T-Shirts

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

Police Feline Unit

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Billy. The Kid.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Totalitarian Humour

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Family traits.

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Scars and Bars

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Mobsters at the Beach

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."