Law And Literature Enthusiast Mugs

"You have the right to remain silent, you are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars. You have the right to be here. And, whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should."

"Meet The Author"

First Novels.

Edgar Allen Poe

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Voltaire

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"