Justice And Law Aficionado Mugs

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Violent Crime Statistics

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Mou...Man trap!

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Lady Justice.

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'The highest court in the land.'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'