Law And Justice Enthusiast Mugs

Road to Abortion: You can, but you can't.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Violent Crime Statistics

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Mou...Man trap!

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"You have the right to remain silent, you are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars. You have the right to be here. And, whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should."