History And Literature Enthusiast Mugs

The Battle of Life - Part the Second

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Victor Hugo

First Novels.

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Dorrie Decimal System

Southwark Fair.

"Now I really hate poetry."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Cut!

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote