Historic Literature Buff Mugs

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Out To Lurch

Daughters on the beach

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

John Bunyan

Modern Major General

Robocop and Juliet.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Gunter Grass

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Multi-Generational Books

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

After the Sentence

Lord George brings news of the debate

To read or not to read?

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Treasure Island Book.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Lend me your ears

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Tower Hamlets