Historic Literature Buff Prints

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

John Bunyan

Daughters on the beach

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Out To Lurch

Modern Major General

Robocop and Juliet.

Multi-Generational Books

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Lord George brings news of the debate

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

After the Sentence

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

To read or not to read?

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Treasure Island Book.

Lend me your ears

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Tower Hamlets

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"