Law And Literature Enthusiast Prints

"You have the right to remain silent, you are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars. You have the right to be here. And, whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Edgar Allen Poe

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'He likes to power nap.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Gunter Grass

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Author does not do tricks."

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"