Law Book Lover Prints

'The books on this shelf contradict all the books on that shelf.'

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

"I'm glad your second year in law school has you thinking like an attorney, but you've got to stop submitting a bill with your homework."

'I'm Tort Law, you want Murphy's...'

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

'You'll make lots of money and eat a little caca... that's what attorneys do.'

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

'We're moving the law library in here since you have most of the books.'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Stop and Birch

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"#notguilty."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

Intellectual Property

Violent Crime Statistics

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!