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"Do you know how fast I was traveling? Officer, that's between you and this self-driving car."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Open House of Horrors

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Law Offices

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

'So help me, which god?'

No Zone: 'Don't know about you, Alf - But I might as well have stayed in with the missus!'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Oscar Jennings, unregistered nurse.

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'Oh my god!'

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

"Yes, I've read the bible. I've also read 'Harry Potter', but I don't believe in wizards."

"Ya gotta obey the rules otherwise there's anarchy!"

'I blame the internet.'

We clocked you on the vine at 15 over the speed limit. Law of the jungle is not what it used to be.

"I'm suing my scales manufacturer for slander!"

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

No Smoking Building.