Lava Lovers Gifts

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Beer Stall

You've Had Enough!

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Coffee shop

"Devi's brew?"

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Go jump in the lake!

National Coffee Day

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Running Latte

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'You've had enough.'