Lava Lamp Lover Gifts

The genie of the lava lamp - "Peace and love my most groovy master!"

Tried Pot

"Bob's only attracted to lava lamps."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Volcaniax

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I call it angle-poise"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

Iceland volcano

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"I can't wait to put them on."

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Nuclear energy?

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

Illuminating agricultural production

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'