'It's time you changed your socks.'
Laundry Procrastinator Gifts
Searching for a clever present for a laundry procrastinator? Our collection features humorous and relatable items perfect for those who put off laundry but love a good laugh. From cheeky mugs to cozy pillows and statement tees, find something that matches their procrastination charm. These playful designs add personality to their space and serve as a light-hearted reminder not to delay those laundry days—because everyone deserves a little humor in their routine.
"Your shirt's on inside out."
"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."
Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...
"No, not again! Honestly, Honey, sometimes I think you do the laundry wrong just so I won't ask you to do it!"
"The next time you 'Go for three' try and hit the clothes hamper."
Moses separating his Laundry.
The Missing Sock Returns
Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.
"Drunk, yet orderly"
"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."
"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."
The wooden clothes horse of Troy.
"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."
Serious Putty
"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."
"This is your new solar powered dryer?"
Dreams I have had...
'Caw blimey!'
Cat mistakes bars for toilets.
"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"
"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."
Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).
Santa's wash day.
Housewife: Out of Order.
Fashion Update Dryer Sheets
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
"Wait, you never wash your cape?"
"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."
'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'
'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'
"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"
"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"
'Sorting the laundry is hell.'
"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"
Laundry Procrastinator Gifts Collection
Laundry Procrastinator Mugs
Discover a variety of mugs perfect for laundry procrastinators and those who love a good laugh about chores. Click to see more funny and witty designs.
Laundry Procrastinator Pillows
Explore cozy pillows with witty sayings for laundry procrastinators. Add humor and style to any room with our playful designs.
Laundry Procrastinator Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate delaying chores in style. Perfect for laundry rooms or relaxed spaces, click to see our fun art options.
Laundry Procrastinator T-Shirts
Browse our collection of t-shirts that humorously acknowledge laundry avoidance. Find the perfect casual wear for the procrastinator in your life.