Laundry Procrastinator Pillows

'It's time you changed your socks.'

"Your shirt's on inside out."

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

"No, not again! Honestly, Honey, sometimes I think you do the laundry wrong just so I won't ask you to do it!"

"The next time you 'Go for three' try and hit the clothes hamper."

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Serious Putty

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Dreams I have had...

'Caw blimey!'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Santa's wash day.

Housewife: Out of Order.

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"