Laundry Procrastinator Pillows

'It's time you changed your socks.'

"Your shirt's on inside out."

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

"No, not again! Honestly, Honey, sometimes I think you do the laundry wrong just so I won't ask you to do it!"

"The next time you 'Go for three' try and hit the clothes hamper."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Dreams I have had...

Serious Putty

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Housewife: Out of Order.

Santa's wash day.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'