Laundry Lovebirds Gifts

"And do you promise to love and honor, through wash and spin cycles, until dry do you part?"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Dreams I have had...

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Washing Machine Torture

Cow Wash Cycle.

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"Great Perfume!"

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'