Launching A Tech Startup T-Shirts

"Now all we need to do is get the poor tech infrastructure, low-bandwidth-afflicted population on Zoom to show them how we solved their problems?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Bright Idea

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Mark Zuckerberg

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Internet.

Boom

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Superstock'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

S.S.dot.com

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."