Tech Startup Launch T-Shirts

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

Bright Idea

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Boom

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

At the suit makers

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"I love fast break business success."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Superstock'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

S.S.dot.com

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."