Launching A Tech Startup Mugs

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Bright Idea

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Boom

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Superstock'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

Kentucky Fried Horse

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

S.S.dot.com

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.