Starting A Tech Business Mugs

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

"Welcome to the future"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Robot Parts $5

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

' A good idea '

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Selling lemon latt�

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

6 Brothers Falafel

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Can our software do that?'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Likes: $2.

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

The Rubber Ball Company

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"