Starting A New Tech Business T-Shirts

'What are your prices for supercomputers like', 'Up, up, and away'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

"Welcome to the future"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Robot Parts $5

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

' A good idea '

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Selling lemon latt�

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

6 Brothers Falafel

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'Can our software do that?'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

The Rubber Ball Company

Likes: $2.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"