Launching A Tech Event T-Shirts

"This kind flies around. Or do you want to rent a monotone speaker for your conference?"

Create some buzz!

Mac OS 20

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Bright Idea

Big Data Tonight

Boom

Mark Zuckerberg

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'Rodney doesn't look cook, but he has a lot of cool apps.'

Desk Request

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

'It will be a big wedding, I invited all 2679 of my facebook friends,'

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

"For the last time—'Rider' is the birthday boy, 'Laser' is the party venue, and 'Scooter' is the gift we got him."

Camp Wilderness.

'I've been looking for a sign as to what should guide our company, and I found it,'

Men Networking

Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.

'Come in. Have a snack. Have a drink. Talk to some people. Leave.'

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."