Launching A Tech Event T-Shirts

"This kind flies around. Or do you want to rent a monotone speaker for your conference?"

Create some buzz!

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Bright Idea

Boom

Big Data Tonight

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

'Rodney doesn't look cook, but he has a lot of cool apps.'

Desk Request

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

"For the last time—'Rider' is the birthday boy, 'Laser' is the party venue, and 'Scooter' is the gift we got him."

'I've been looking for a sign as to what should guide our company, and I found it,'

Camp Wilderness.

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

Men Networking

'Come in. Have a snack. Have a drink. Talk to some people. Leave.'

Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.

Wedding Invites

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"And now, let’s welcome our keynote speaker... I truly have no idea who this person is, that’s how good and ghosty they are."