Laughter Under Pressure Fan Gifts

"Is something funny, soldier?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'What's that funny smell?'

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Laughter Therapy.

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

'It's a simple operation. You'll be good as old in no time.'

"You must be the artist."

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

Jane always suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome on the first day of a big trial.

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

'I suspect your problem isn't stress related, right?'

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

"I don't care what they say - it isn't the best medicine!"

'Of course we charge triple!'

'Do you think it's possible that you provoked the defendant, somehow?'

'What? Do I have something stuck between my teeth? You're giving me a funny look.'

"You're not stepping on it right."

Feedback Card: How was your death?

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

"Relax, relax. There's plenty more where that came from."

'I'm doing a book about my life, called 'I, Clown'.'