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"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'What's that funny smell?'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

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'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

'It's a simple operation. You'll be good as old in no time.'

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

"You must be the artist."

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

'What? Do I have something stuck between my teeth? You're giving me a funny look.'

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

'I suspect your problem isn't stress related, right?'

'Do you think it's possible that you provoked the defendant, somehow?'

Jane always suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome on the first day of a big trial.

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

'Of course we charge triple!'

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

"I don't care what they say - it isn't the best medicine!"

"You're not stepping on it right."

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""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

"Relax, relax. There's plenty more where that came from."

'I'm doing a book about my life, called 'I, Clown'.'

He was beginning to quiver all over like Lionel Barrymore.