Laughter Loving Pet Parent Gifts

"And if one of those dog control officers come after you, throw them one of these...that'll keep them busy."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

The Karate Kitten.

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Doggy-3D

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Fetching some bread

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Is our owner hot?"

Dog football

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

Balding dog

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

Distracted dog walker.

Discobolus of Myron and Cerberus

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."